Pyrette back!
4:28pm Holly-Refbot I spy a connect: “GREE”, CTS Streak: 40, Koals’s streak: 41
4:29pm chadtz wb luv
4:29pm chadtz did you eat a cow?
4:29pm chadtz or perhaps a pig?
4:29pm chadtz goat, even?
4:30pm Pyrette i ate part of a cow
4:30pm chadtz sweet!
4:30pm Pyrette cheese counts right?
4:30pm chadtz tongue?
4:30pm chadtz liver?
4:30pm chadtz intestine?
4:30pm Pyrette just cheese
4:30pm chadtz pussy
Now Playing: Long Hot Summer (Extended) by The Style Council
Played by: chadtz
4:31pm Koals cow pussy?
4:31pm Pyrette no, didn’t eat that
4:31pm Holly-Refbot @PauI! You’re up next!
4:31pm chadtz yep
4:31pm chadtz that’s the best part
4:31pm Koals gross
4:31pm chadtz for the record
4:31pm Holly-Refbot I spy a connect: “STYLE”, CTS Streak: 41, chadtz’s streak: 66
4:31pm chadtz i have never (knowingly) eaten cow pussy
4:32pm Koals probably in hot dogs
4:32pm chadtz true
4:32pm PauI .song
4:32pm Holly-Refbot Now Playing: The Style Council – Long Hot Summer (Extended)
4:33pm PauI oh shit py is back
4:33pm Pyrette oh hi Paul
4:33pm chadtz not for long
4:33pm PauI
4:33pm chadtz this convo is gonna drive her away
4:33pm Pyrette when has that ever happened Chad?
4:33pm chadtz true
4:34pm chadtz you ain’t no pussy
4:34pm Pyrette if you wanna eat cow pussy, that’s you and the cows business
4:34pm chadtz yep
4:34pm PauI looool
4:36pm chadtz i haven’t had one complain yet
4:36pm PauI about cow pussy?
4:36pm chadtz the cow
4:37pm PauI oh okay
4:37pm chadtz lol
4:37pm Koals I bet cows have crazy orgasms
4:38pm chadtz how would you be able to tell?
Now Playing: Donkey Kong Country 2 by Forest Interlude
Played by: PauI
4:38pm Holly-Refbot @Koals! You’re up next!
4:38pm chadtz one moo sounds like another
4:38pm Holly-Refbot I spy a connect: “COUN”, CTS Streak: 42, PauI’s streak: 42
4:38pm chadtz come to think about it
4:38pm chadtz “moo” also can sound like “nooo”
4:38pm Koals cow rape?
4:38pm chadtz maybe i’ve been violating these poor cows
4:38pm Pyrette awww .. . . both things you’re used to hearing huh?
4:39pm chadtz no?
4:39pm PauI LOL
4:39pm chadtz never
4:39pm Pyrette just moo
4:39pm Pyrette
4:39pm chadtz yep
4:39pm chadtz and moooooooore
4:39pm chadtz lol
4:39pm Pyrette lol
4:40pm chadtz wow this convo went south real fast!
4:40pm chadtz down south
4:40pm PauI so did you apparently
4:40pm chadtz i love animals, what can i say?
Category Archives: Silly Stuff
Chad becomes a Geisha
10:38pm CaptainSlope oh bad news… chad is back in the US
10:38pm CaptainSlope .chadtz
10:38pm Holly-Refbot Flipping a coin….@chadtz is cool today, it’s all good.
10:38pm CaptainSlope dammit!
10:38pm Anchorage- I really thought he was becoming a Geisha
10:38pm CaptainSlope thats a scary thought
10:38pm Anchorage- I think he would be very pretty
10:38pm Holly-Refbot Welcome to Connect The Songs @fnogg! Type .rules to see how to play!
10:38pm Anchorage- with a shit ton of makeup
10:38pm Anchorage- hey @fnogg
10:38pm CaptainSlope NOW I CANT GET THE IMAGE OUT OF MY HEAD…
10:39pm CaptainSlope vomits
10:39pm fnogg hey
10:39pm Anchorage- LMAO
10:39pm Anchorage- I wish I could photoshop
10:39pm Anchorage- I would be ALLLLLLL over that
10:39pm C3Pee-D2 haha
10:40pm C3Pee-D2 i’d be all over chad too
10:40pm Anchorage- the truth will set you free
In Which We Discuss Drinking Pee And CTS Cannibalism
Devorzhum I watched survivorman was stuck on an island in the caribbean and had to drink his own urine after using a still he made from an old sheet of plactic
Holly-Refbot @Devorzhum, you’re up next!
Holly-Refbot Now Playing: Cracker – Eurotrash Girl
Anchorage- I saw that one, dev
Holly-Refbot I spy a connect: “GIRL”, GIRL word streak: 15, CTS streak: 32, Grendeltron’s streak: 46
Devorzhum think that’s every one anch
Devorzhum lol
Anchorage- lols
Kithkani
DJ_Eric survivorman doesn’t normally drink his own pee
Anchorage- I actually don’t think survivor man drinks his pee, that’s Bear Grills or whoever
DJ_Eric only bear grylls
Anchorage- jinx
chadtz you didn’t pick the version with 30 mins of empty space on it grend?
Pyrette .stachevote
Holly-Refbot
DJ_Eric haha awesome gif
Devorzhum surviviorman has done it
chadtz that cd pissed me off
chadtz this is like track 88
DJ_Eric he has but he does it very rarely
Grendeltron 69
Devorzhum wouldn’t you?
DJ_Eric bear grills does it like every episode
chadtz the only way to listen to it back in the day was to skip all of the tracks in between manually
Anchorage- I’d drink so much of my own pee if I had to.
Devorzhum .quote
Holly-Refbot [J_Dubb] STFU DALTON
Anchorage-
chadtz .addquote [Anchorage-] I’d drink so much of my own pee if I had to.
Holly-Refbot Added quote: [Anchorage-] I’d drink so much of my own pee if I had to., with id: 83
Devorzhum I’d shake hands with C3PEED2 if he was here
Kithkani lol
britneyspears who doesn’t drink pee
chadtz ikr??
Devorzhum it’s the other other salty gator-aid
Anchorage- that just makes me smart @chadtz
britneyspears straight from the tap
Anchorage- Oh God, that scene in This is the End, so funny
Holly-Refbot @britneyspears, you’re up next!
Holly-Refbot Now Playing: Tom Waits – Gun Street Girl
britneyspears let’s matching
Holly-Refbot I spy a connect: “GIRL”, GIRL word streak: 16, CTS streak: 33, Devorzhum’s streak: 309
britneyspears are we going a girl streak
britneyspears yes
britneyspears yes we are
DJ_Eric which scene? that whole movie is hilarious
chadtz how’s that make you smart @Anchorage- ?
Devorzhum she’s survive in the AK wildernerness
Devorzhum she’d*
chadtz she does that already, no?
Devorzhum no
chadtz i thought she was like some grizzly adams type
chadtz but with wifi and a laptop
Devorzhum grizzly madam*
chadtz lol
Pyrette haha
britneyspears hmm so many great choices
chadtz @Anchorage- you better tab in and defend yourself
Devorzhum yeah cause mine was said with
chadtz suckup
Anchorage- bc I would survive
Devorzhum whatever works
Anchorage- lol grizzly madam
Devorzhum hehehe
chadtz new name change anch!
Anchorage- nope
Anchorage- If I’m honest there is nothing grizzly about me, I don’t even like camping
Holly-Refbot @DJ_Eric, you’re up next!
Holly-Refbot Now Playing: Röyksopp – The Girl And The Robot
Anchorage- unless cabin or RV
chadtz that’s right
Holly-Refbot I spy a connect: “GIRL”, GIRL word streak: 17, CTS streak: 34, britneyspears’s streak: 10
chadtz 42
Holly-Refbot This song is the answer to The Ultimate Question of Life, the Universe, and Everything
Anchorage- but I WOULD drink my own pee if it meant survivalismation
chadtz oh hell ya
chadtz i’d kill you and drink your pee too
chadtz then eat you
Kithkani haha
chadtz lol
Anchorage- sweet of you
Anchorage- @DJ_Eric the one where they are drinking their pee
chadtz i’m a true gentleman
CaptainSlope if cts was on a deserted island, who would you want to eat first?
chadtz hmm
Anchorage- I hope everyone wants to eat me
Kithkani haha
chadtz ….
Anchorage- lol
Anchorage- I am cracking up over here
Kithkani
Devorzhum I’m all up on that shank
Anchorage- lol
chadtz well we would probably eat the skinny ones first
chadtz since they’d just get skinnier
Devorzhum bone cracker appetizer..mmm
Pyrette he’s thought this out
CaptainSlope the most athletic are the tastiest
chadtz i don’t think slopes
CaptainSlope and healthiest to eat
chadtz they’re rangy
Holly-Refbot @Pyrette, you’re up next!
Holly-Refbot Now Playing: Ben Folds Five – Uncle Walter (live)
CaptainSlope hmmmmm
chadtz there’s the end to that
Holly-Refbot OH. OH MY – I can’t find a connect????
CaptainSlope fattest would be bad for you, but probably tasty
Grendeltron I’d be the first to arm myself
In Which We Discuss Aliens And Mixtapes
4:30pm
Kithkani chad had to make me harken back to the old days <sigh>
eunoiax welcome back.
Kithkani was nothing like sharing mixed tapes
Anchorage_ ty
eunoiax true
thad_the_impaler Now you share playlists, d00d
Kithkani
eunoiax I miss all the grateful dead tapes i lost, heh.
thad_the_impaler I actually found an opened blank tape in my room a few weeks ago
Kithkani ooOooo
thad_the_impaler Gonna have to save it for a special lady
Kithkani maybe there is binary on it, left by an alien visitor
Holly-Refbot @GenMike, you’re up next!
Holly-Refbot Now Playing: The Sundays – You’re Not The Only One I Know
Kithkani better make sure you weren’t probed thad
Holly-Refbot I spy a DOUBLE connect: “YOUR” and “ONLY”, CTS streak: 124, chadtz’s streak: 40
Kithkani
thad_the_impaler Sure, because I’m sure aliens that can get to Earth are all using cassette decks…
chadtz lol
Hollyquotes
Dalton was gracious enough to provide us with a list of all of Holly’s Turntable.fm quotes. Here they are in no particular order:
“<badtz!> i might have to pot a plant or something”, |
“<Smurphi> i hope all these monkeys don’t fling their poo at me….”, |
“<Gee (Ghee) Monster> Perfect. I love bloody hands”, |
“<C3PeeD2> they get turned to bacon, yumm.”, |
“<Lemony Scones> damn, i’d be eating a ruffle taco right now”, |
“<Bunny Ecstasy> Let there be grapes! crush the blue birds”, |
“<Mrs. Keaton> I’m slightly drunk”, |
“<alva> this site makes me always do strange things”, |
“<J_Dubb> Well go give it a yank!”, |
“<McAndypants> It’s not the size of the streak that counts, it’s the way… I mean it’s how you.. okay it’s the size.”, |
“<Afro Merman> SPAM THE CHAT IN PRIVATE GAAAAAAWD”, |
“<Syrinx> Remember: No man is an island. However, if you catch him in the right light – part of him does look like a peninsula.”, |
“<AlecDawesome> 3D Porn?”, |
“<Ronnie B> I’m almost tempted to quote Nightmare on Elm Street”, |
“<MysteryPartner> anyone up for a Man party”, |
“<Buffsnake> I’m just waiting for a massive lobster to crawl out of the sea where it’s hidden from predators for the past few centuries, and it’ll deliver us unto evil.”, |
“<breeze.> I need to pee. Someone play a sucky song”, |
“<C3PeeD2> i’m all natural”, |
“<Buffsnake> Don’t worry, if anyone goes over 5 minutes, I’ll pee in their eye.”, |
“<J_Dubb> I wake up with an accidental activation nearly every morning :trollface:”, |
“<Thad the Imapler> aw, Turntable wouldn’t let me summon Biggie Smalls”, |
“<Graham The Green> uhn tiss uhn tiss uhn tiss uhn tiss”, |
“<Mouthcarp> I hear a strong cookie monster influence in this singer”, |
“<greg0rb> winkyface means masturbation? at all times?!”, |
“<greg0rb> I’m laughing and masturbating now… MANIACALLY”, |
“<Grendeltron> I like my rap like I like my porn: German.”, |
“<Grendeltron> remember guys… don’t ask about butt stuff”, |
“<Wily Mo Bastardo> i don’t want to see david bowie’s magic pants ever again : <Pyrette> you can’t not look at that bulge”, |
“<ramen> ramen”, |
“<J_Dubb> Oh god my entire life is a lie!!”, |
“<Mouthcarp> I just want to exchange poetry with the speakers”, |
“<J-Step> J-Step Someone told me that I drink too much coffee. I punched them in the throat. Must be Thursday.”, |
“<funk the killa dub> Holly’s a bitch.”, |
“<breeze.> You can’t resist my gnomey charm.”, |
“<billy carter> you stay away from my underpants”, |
“<breeze.> I’m anything you want, big boy.”, |
“<funk the killa dub> Don’t rotiserie puppies!”, |
“<DJ Will Kill> I taste like cloves and mystery”, |
“<DubStepDad> i don’t care if pete townsend did look at kiddie porn he’s ok in my book”, |
“<Vitamin Cyrano> Me and the sun aren’t on speaking terms.”, |
“<DJ AWWWWW YEAAAAH> THIS FACT IS IN SERIOUS NEED OF CAPSLOCK”, |
“<Cpt Nemo> i think i will make a rap now”, |
“<Funkopedia> Yep, she got maced in the pussy”, |
“<eating_oxiclean> THAT’S WHAT I TOLD YOUR MOTHER LAST NIGHT”, |
“<eating_oxiclean> I wouldn’t expect anything more from a bitch.”, |
“<funk the killa dub> Well, I like to think I’m quite the charmer.”, |
“<eating_oxiclean> *farts*”, |
“<Passion Fruit> i will kill this the internet”, |
“<Maced in the Dick> Cheeeeeese”, |
“<breeze> I don’t care for pee… er beer. same difference”, |
“<Maced in the Dick> No more pants to do anything! It’s going to be the best thing ever.”, |
“<grimm1ess> ain’t nobody got time for dat”, |
“<Pyrette> i was just quietly waiting for something embarassing to slip out”, |
“<funk the killa dub> I’ve got vagina-phobia.”, |
“<The Mighty Isis> i thought you had some kitchen kinkery”, |
“<C3PeeD2> it puts the lotion in the coffee”, |
“<Mousecop in Pursuit> My gang is the pizzamakers. we roll you like dough. and stuff.”, |
“<C3PeeD2> wow. crazy. i actually need to pee at this very moment”, |
“I wonder if there’s beer on the sun…”, |
“Yeah, listen, listen, got to dash… things happening. Well… four things. Well… four things and a lizard.”, |
“You are only allowed to sleep with three people besides me: Gene Simmons, John Schneider, or Boba Fett.”, |
“<funk the killa dub> My D is never silent.”, |
“I’m a loner, Dottie. A rebel.”, |
“Is this real life?”, |
“The cake is a lie!”, |
“Anybody want a peanut?”, |
“I’m attacking the darkness!”, |
“Roll the dice to see if I’m getting drunk!”, |
“<yayramen> I just fixed a problem my bot didn’t have”, |
“I should shut up sometimes, jesus.”, |
“<J_Dubb> I’m busy melting faces in video games!”, |
“LIKE A BOSS!”, |
“San Dimas High School football RULES!”, |
“REF”, |
“I like turtles.”, |
“Let’s open up this pit! “, |
“Don’t spam the chat box please. Thanks. “, |
“<AlecDawesome> What is the connection between coughing and testicles? I must know.”, |
“BRING DA MUTHAFUCKIN RUCKUS! “, |
“R.I.P. MCA <3”, |
“<AlecDawesome> 90 ROOS”, |
“A strange game. The only winning move is not to play. How about a nice game of chess?”, |
“<AlecDawesome> Just not really big on Biggie <C3PeeD2> you like a smalls amount huh”, |
“http://www.thetemplesofsyrinx.com/.othersites/CTS/hypnotoad.gif”, |
“http://www.thetemplesofsyrinx.com/.othersites/CTS/keyboard_cat.gif”, |
“http://www.thetemplesofsyrinx.com/.othersites/CTS/spinal-tap-11.gif”, |
“http://www.thetemplesofsyrinx.com/.othersites/CTS/itsatrap.gif”, |
“http://www.thetemplesofsyrinx.com/.othersites/CTS/wellplayed.gif”, |
“http://www.thetemplesofsyrinx.com/.othersites/CTS/aquateen_rockout.gif”, |
“Wu-Tang Clan ain’t nuthin ta fuck wit!! “, |
“Cash Rules Everything Around Me”, |
“http://www.thetemplesofsyrinx.com/.othersites/CTS/funzie.gif”, |
“http://24.media.tumblr.com/60a43eabe4f151559b60945418d43518/tumblr_mqa5qeBzZi1qhtpi8o2_250.gif”, |
“http://img.izismile.com/img/img6/20130619/1000/disturbing_gifs_and_pics_that_might_still_make_you_say_wtf_53.gif”, |
“http://img.izismile.com/img/img6/20130619/1000/disturbing_gifs_and_pics_that_might_still_make_you_say_wtf_47.gif”, |
“http://www.thetemplesofsyrinx.com/.othersites/CTS/dramatic_chipmunk.gif”, |
“http://24.media.tumblr.com/9fa3e9da03a79c65f62b78479e06d24a/tumblr_mlowh1RZsj1s1h5vto1_400.gif”, |
“http://209.160.24.31/d/396/125/anari2xljd/tumblrlrgua.gif”, |
“http://cdn.ebaumsworld.com/mediaFiles/picture/861722/81908671.gif”, |
“http://cdn.ebaumsworld.com/mediaFiles/picture/861722/81908680.gif”, |
“http://www.thetemplesofsyrinx.com/.othersites/CTS/penal_codes.gif”, |
“http://www.thetemplesofsyrinx.com/.othersites/CTS/Rocky_dance.gif”, |
“http://www.thetemplesofsyrinx.com/.othersites/CTS/stewie_breakdance.gif”, |
“http://www.thetemplesofsyrinx.com/.othersites/CTS/dance_goth_kids.gif”, |
“All I’ve had today is like six gummy bears and some scotch.”, |
“http://www.thetemplesofsyrinx.com/.othersites/CTS/torgo.gif”, |
“http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m9h5j2sre11reu1vyo1_500.gif”, |
“http://memeguy.com/photos/images/patrick-star-twerking-in-a-gorilla-suit-6552.gif”, |
“http://www.thetemplesofsyrinx.com/.othersites/CTS/aeon_tongue.gif”, |
“<Jefferston 5000!> It just got operatic up in this piece!”, |
“<Sodbuster> Too many things to laugh at right now”, |
“<Abraham Lincoln> You can fool all the people some of the time, and some of the people all the time, but you cannot fool all the people all the time.”, |
“I’m gonna form a group called SQLillix, and then DROP THE DATABASE! “, |
“<funk the killa dub> He’s inside of me, right now.”, |
“”she will be loved”by a “9 inch cock”, |
“http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-rR8oGk_bXR4/TopC1Bunh6I/AAAAAAAAAxA/hhX3r449kNE/s1600/1291162441232.gif”, |
“<breeze> I like it long.”, |
“Quoth the Breeze: Never pants!”, |
“Yeah. 220… 221, whatever it takes.”, |
“Sometimes I rhyme slow”, |
“LINE?”, |
“Why’d my shorty have to die?”, |
“Llama llama duck!”, |
“It will be like a taco inside a taco within a Taco Bell that’s inside a KFC that’s within a mall that’s inside your dream!”, |
“<Mousecop on Patrol> Ice T is my spirit animal <AlecDawesome> Ice T is my mother <Jefferston D’Arcy> That needs to be a shirt”, |
“<AlecDawesome> spoiler: he fucks a baby”, |
“<thirdtwin> you know, if you’re getting a burning sensation from your intercourse maybe you should see a doctor rather than sing a song about it”, |
“Must be the monayyy”, |
“Let Me Take U 2 Da Movies Shortay”, |
“This song goes out to all the lettuce out there”, |
“<Funkopedia> i was looking for a jar of lemon pepper”, |
“Hop inside my mouth if you want to live!”, |
“It can’t rain all the time…”, |
“<breeze!> I guess I wasn’t meant to suck tonight”, |
“<neone> nice thing about hanging out on the internet is you can’t get your shit stolen”, |
“<Rivet> I miss songs with Sax”, |
“LET’S DO THE FORK IN THE GARBAGE DISPOSAL!!!!”, |
“She had brown sugar all over her booga wooga”, |
“I WANT MY TWO DOLLARS!!!”, |
“http://static2.beanscdn.co.uk/modules/SbPicture/picture/no-1.gif”, |
“http://www.gifsforum.com/images/gif/other/grand/a2dec9ef534f5430e4c8d56fdcee33c4.gif”, |
“<C3PeeD2> vaginal zones too”, |
“<C3PeeD2> i’m gonna take your hungry sex and just make it weird cause thats what i do”, |
“http://userserve-ak.last.fm/serve/_/31007541/Barry+White+Yeah.jpg”, |
“Who let these hoes in my room?”, |
“<Maced in the Dick> WHY AM I NOT SPECIAL TO YOU ANYMORE, HOOLY.”, |
“<eating_oxiclean> I will fucking kill you if you quote me on that.”, |
“http://assets0.ordienetworks.com/images/GifGuide/dancing/tumblr_lhrzztdSKy1qb7hapo1_500.gif”, |
“DID SOMEONE CALL ME A BITCH??”, |
“<Hallowed in the Ween> IS HE DOING IT? IS HE GETTING UP ON THE ROPES?! HE IS! OH, GEEZ, UNDERTAKER BETTER BE READY FOR THAT TOP ROPE ELBOW DROP KICK DICK BUTT KO MOVE.”, |
“Fucking orphans”, |
“http://31.media.tumblr.com/683c013bc320132cc9418e8dd4ffe9e9/tumblr_mt3aok0fGq1r7gjrwo1_400.gif”, |
“http://24.media.tumblr.com/9b29c694956626459ee053bd086d3e8e/tumblr_mrck0gnvU21rsdbtko1_500.gif”, |
“I’ve got hoes in different area codes”, |
“<Jabba the Slutt> ?It’s a pizza cake to bake a pretty cake~”, |
“Fuck your face.”, |
“FUCKING FUCKK! WHAT THE FUCKK?? “, |
“I’m gonna burn this bitch DOWN!”, |
“I will cut a bitch if necessary.”, |
We put our faith in Blast Hardcheese! |