Category Archives: Quotes

In Which We Discuss Cannibalism
8
Mar

 

CookieCrumb: why is david bowie afraid of americans?
BeatTourist: all brits are afraid of americans
badtzninja: yep
BeatTourist: in fact the rest of the world
CookieCrumb: really why
BeatTourist: because we kick ass, woo hoo
badtzninja: we are carazay!
Needacrane started playing “Who’s Afraid Of The Big Bad Wolf” by Pinto Colvig, Mary Moder, Dorothy Compton, Billy Bletcher
CookieCrumb: is it because we are egolistic and we want more and more
BeatTourist: and we kick ass
badtzninja: i think they’re mostly afraid we’ll sit on them with our fat american asses
CookieCrumb: lol
badtzninja: or eat them
BeatTourist: yeah, we’ll eat anything
BeatTourist: as long as it comes in big portions
badtzninja: mmmmmm, haitians…..
Needacrane: a great song for my 1000 points!
Needacrane: huzzah!
CookieCrumb: i want adele medium rare with a salad and french fries
badtzninja: congrats
BeatTourist: unfortunately, no wolf avataar
BeatTourist: now that is a big meal cookie
Needacrane: lol.would be nice., thanks!
badtzninja: hmmmm, what would be the tastiest nationality?
badtzninja: mexicans?
Needacrane: italian
BeatTourist started playing “Girl Afraid (2011 Remastered Version)” by The Smiths
CookieCrumb: then I want a russell Brand Crazy meal, bangers and mash on the side
BeatTourist: Corn fed samoans
badtzninja: samoan fed samoans
badtzninja: i meant the samoa cookies, that is
J-Step: I was AFK for 5 minutes, I come back and the room has degraded to cannibalism.
CookieCrumb: lol
badtzninja: yes
badtzninja: what’s your nationality, my precious J?
Rodin started playing “Weekend” by Smith Westerns
BeatTourist: chianti and fava beens
J-Step: I’m a nice fat czheckoslavakian
CookieCrumb: really, your not asian
badtzninja: that could be tasty
BeatTourist: next up
badtzninja: they have good pilsner
Holly Robots: badtzninja, we have a spot reserved for you, please step up! You have 90 seconds left.
Holly Robots: badtzninja stepped up to DJ!
badtzninja: beer fed J burgers
CookieCrumb: lol
CookieCrumb: i am a cookie fed texan
BeatTourist: double patty, j_dubb and j-step
J_Dubb: do wha nah?
badtzninja: read the chat log dubb
J-Step: they want to eat us!
CookieCrumb: looks like beattourist is already chowing down on J-burgers
badtzninja: lol!!!
BeatTourist: dreaming about it.
BeatTourist: and almost lunch time at that
badtzninja: BRAINS…….
Jammin Josie: so glad i’m a recovering vegetaterian
badtzninja: this conversation is definitely going on the blog!

Timothy :-) R.I.P.
8
Mar

badtzninja: mornin all!
Tom Robinson2: hey
badtzninja: hi josie
Jammin Josie: hey ya ninja!
badtzninja: 5k, congrats!
Jammin Josie: holly’s being a bitch
badtzninja: oh yeah?
Jammin Josie: thank you – 1/2 way to being a space cadet
badtzninja: i’m sure you’ve seen it’s not the accomplishment it used to be. damn space persons are all over the place nowadays!
badtzninja: hey eug, dubb, tom
Huge Eug: howdy
Needacrane: hi
Jammin Josie: right – hopefully we’ll get chocolate bunnies and chicks for easter
Tom Robinson2: sup
J_Dubb: hey there chad
badtzninja: shhhh!
badtzninja: don’t give my real name!
badtzninja: it takes away from my chi!
Tom Robinson2: lol
badtzninja: can i make a brief eulogy for Timothy:-)?
Rodin started playing “I Can Change” by LCD Soundsystem
J_Dubb: lol
badtzninja: TT did a shakedown this am and cleared out all the AKFs. RIP Timothy:-)
J_Dubb: haha, what?
Tom Robinson2: ah damn! timothy was here for what, almost three weeks!
BeatTourist: I hate ghosts
badtzninja: i think he holds the record for lurking
badtzninja: TT cleared their servers out this morning from 7-7:30
Tom Robinson2: i wanted to boot him so bad, but then i decided to see how long he’d stay. lol
Needacrane: it feels like days since I’ve played a song. LOL!!
badtzninja: Dear friends, we are gathered here to pay our last respects to Timothy:-) He was good man, a loyal CTS lurker. He was a rock. Whenever I was sad or blue, I just looked at him over there in the corner and drew comfort from his strength. He will be missed. ROCK ON TIMOTHY:-)  !!!!
BeatTourist: it’s like when bob dies in fight club
Jammin Josie started playing “Don’t Change” by INXS
badtzninja: or like when we all found out Sasquatch on the Six Million Dollar Man was a robot
Tom Robinson2: ah yeah, great episode
Jammin Josie: LOL
badtzninja: a lifechanging event, that was
Needacrane started playing “People Change” by Lowe, Nick
Needacrane: COME ON 1000!!!!

Them’s Good Eats!
29
Feb

 

Funkopedia: i ended up having a 30 minute conversation about bats and squirrels
Funkopedia: with my landlady
Bunny Ecstasy: It definitely hasn’t been anywhere close to 30 minutes though
Joey Michaels: That sounds like a worthwhile conversation at least.
Funkopedia: about eating them!
Joey Michaels: You can have my spot in a bit. I’m only around for one more song.
Joey Michaels: …
Joey Michaels: Are thems good eatin?
Funkopedia: she says she’s gonna try to catch a raccoon
Joey Michaels: I’ve heard racoon is rather tasty, actually.
Joey Michaels: This is a good track to discuss eating wild animals
Funkopedia: “that’s what she said”
Funkopedia: hahahaha
Icarus The Ranger: raccoon is butch league, opossums are where its at
Funkopedia: “butch” league eh?
Joey Michaels: I guess that depends on if you’d use the word “butch” to describe your landlady
1-up: only when she rides her harley

Haterz Gon’ Hate!
21
Feb

Alex Garcia15 started playing “Starry Eyed (Jakwob Remix)” by Ellie Goulding
zipperhead: is this considered dubstep?
Alex Garcia15: youve never heard this song? o:
zipperhead: naw homie
DJ JDubb: I haven’t heard any BWAARRBBS yet
zipperhead: i still listen to Hum
Alex Garcia15: hold up (;
zipperhead: hold on….my roll’s kickin in….
DJ JDubb: YO THIS DROP WAS THE FUCKIN’ SHIT AT THE EDC BRAH
DJ JDubb: yeah
Molly Bergen started playing “I’m Gonna Try” by Shimmering Stars
Alex Garcia15 was kindly escorted off the stage by DJ JDubb.
DJ JDubb: Read the rules page, thanks a bunch.
zipperhead: hahaha
DJ JDubb: There’s about 400 other rooms on tt.fm that’d be happy to have ya.
DJ JDubb: and your dubstep
DJ JDubb: This? Not one of ’em.
DJ JDubb: Sorry!
zipperhead: hahaha
zipperhead: haterz
DJ JDubb: Gon’ hate.
Alex Garcia15: hater!
DJ JDubb: Roger that.
zipperhead: roger moore
Alex Garcia15: unlike you im open minded to all music
DJ JDubb: Once again, I urge you to read the room rules.
DJ JDubb: Thanks lil’ fella.
zipperhead: jdubb is 598 lbs
Alex Garcia15: just tell me what rule i broke?
zipperhead: he means it literally
DJ JDubb: I fathom you can read since you’re responding to me.
DJ JDubb: That being the case, it’s apparent you haven’t read the room rules.
Mouthcoach started playing “Punk Rock Stars” by Art Attacks
DJ JDubb: The room name includes the words “Read Info”
DJ JDubb: Read the rules, and you’ll figure out which rule you broke.
DJ JDubb: It’s relatively straight forward.
Alex Garcia15: your cool dude
DJ JDubb: Your is a possessive pronoun.
DJ JDubb: You mean “you’re”
Alex Garcia15: music should NOT have any rules
DJ JDubb: Unless you say something like “You’ve lost your cool, dude.”
Mouthcoach: i like cheetos
zipperhead: i own cool
Alex Garcia15: what is this a classroom now?
DJ JDubb: Guys..what’re those things construction workers wear on their feet?
DJ JDubb: I forget.
DJ JDubb: Sometimes they have steel toes?
zipperhead: hahaha
DJ JDubb: I forget
Alex Garcia15 was booted from the room by zipperhead.
DJ JDubb: aw snap
DJ JDubb: DAS BOOTS!
zipperhead: hahaha
DJ JDubb: MUSIC SHOULDNT HAVE RULES