Hollyquotes

Dalton was gracious enough to provide us with a list of all of Holly’s Turntable.fm quotes. Here they are in no particular order:

“<badtz!> i might have to pot a plant or something”,
“<Smurphi> i hope all these monkeys don’t fling their poo at me….”,
“<Gee (Ghee) Monster> Perfect. I love bloody hands”,
“<C3PeeD2> they get turned to bacon, yumm.”,
“<Lemony Scones> damn, i’d be eating a ruffle taco right now”,
“<Bunny Ecstasy> Let there be grapes! crush the blue birds”,
“<Mrs. Keaton> I’m slightly drunk”,
“<alva> this site makes me always do strange things”,
“<J_Dubb> Well go give it a yank!”,
“<McAndypants> It’s not the size of the streak that counts, it’s the way… I mean it’s how you.. okay it’s the size.”,
“<Afro Merman> SPAM THE CHAT IN PRIVATE GAAAAAAWD”,
“<Syrinx> Remember: No man is an island. However, if you catch him in the right light – part of him does look like a peninsula.”,
“<AlecDawesome> 3D Porn?”,
“<Ronnie B> I’m almost tempted to quote Nightmare on Elm Street”,
“<MysteryPartner> anyone up for a Man party”,
“<Buffsnake> I’m just waiting for a massive lobster to crawl out of the sea where it’s hidden from predators for the past few centuries, and it’ll deliver us unto evil.”,
“<breeze.> I need to pee. Someone play a sucky song”,
“<C3PeeD2> i’m all natural”,
“<Buffsnake> Don’t worry, if anyone goes over 5 minutes, I’ll pee in their eye.”,
“<J_Dubb> I wake up with an accidental activation nearly every morning :trollface:”,
“<Thad the Imapler> aw, Turntable wouldn’t let me summon Biggie Smalls”,
“<Graham The Green> uhn tiss uhn tiss uhn tiss uhn tiss”,
“<Mouthcarp> I hear a strong cookie monster influence in this singer”,
“<greg0rb> winkyface means masturbation? at all times?!”,
“<greg0rb> I’m laughing and masturbating now… MANIACALLY”,
“<Grendeltron> I like my rap like I like my porn: German.”,
“<Grendeltron> remember guys… don’t ask about butt stuff”,
“<Wily Mo Bastardo> i don’t want to see david bowie’s magic pants ever again : <Pyrette> you can’t not look at that bulge”,
“<ramen> ramen”,
“<J_Dubb> Oh god my entire life is a lie!!”,
“<Mouthcarp> I just want to exchange poetry with the speakers”,
“<J-Step> J-Step Someone told me that I drink too much coffee. I punched them in the throat. Must be Thursday.”,
“<funk the killa dub> Holly’s a bitch.”,
“<breeze.> You can’t resist my gnomey charm.”,
“<billy carter> you stay away from my underpants”,
“<breeze.> I’m anything you want, big boy.”,
“<funk the killa dub> Don’t rotiserie puppies!”,
“<DJ Will Kill> I taste like cloves and mystery”,
“<DubStepDad> i don’t care if pete townsend did look at kiddie porn he’s ok in my book”,
“<Vitamin Cyrano> Me and the sun aren’t on speaking terms.”,
“<DJ AWWWWW YEAAAAH> THIS FACT IS IN SERIOUS NEED OF CAPSLOCK”,
“<Cpt Nemo> i think i will make a rap now”,
“<Funkopedia> Yep, she got maced in the pussy”,
“<eating_oxiclean> THAT’S WHAT I TOLD YOUR MOTHER LAST NIGHT”,
“<eating_oxiclean> I wouldn’t expect anything more from a bitch.”,
“<funk the killa dub> Well, I like to think I’m quite the charmer.”,
“<eating_oxiclean> *farts*”,
“<Passion Fruit> i will kill this the internet”,
“<Maced in the Dick> Cheeeeeese”,
“<breeze> I don’t care for pee… er beer. same difference”,
“<Maced in the Dick> No more pants to do anything! It’s going to be the best thing ever.”,
“<grimm1ess> ain’t nobody got time for dat”,
“<Pyrette> i was just quietly waiting for something embarassing to slip out”,
“<funk the killa dub> I’ve got vagina-phobia.”,
“<The Mighty Isis> i thought you had some kitchen kinkery”,
“<C3PeeD2> it puts the lotion in the coffee”,
“<Mousecop in Pursuit> My gang is the pizzamakers. we roll you like dough. and stuff.”,
“<C3PeeD2> wow. crazy. i actually need to pee at this very moment”,
“I wonder if there’s beer on the sun…”,
“Yeah, listen, listen, got to dash… things happening. Well… four things. Well… four things and a lizard.”,
“You are only allowed to sleep with three people besides me: Gene Simmons, John Schneider, or Boba Fett.”,
“<funk the killa dub> My D is never silent.”,
“I’m a loner, Dottie. A rebel.”,
“Is this real life?”,
“The cake is a lie!”,
“Anybody want a peanut?”,
“I’m attacking the darkness!”,
“Roll the dice to see if I’m getting drunk!”,
“<yayramen> I just fixed a problem my bot didn’t have”,
“I should shut up sometimes, jesus.”,
“<J_Dubb> I’m busy melting faces in video games!”,
“LIKE A BOSS!”,
“San Dimas High School football RULES!”,
“REF”,
“I like turtles.”,
“Let’s open up this pit! “,
“Don’t spam the chat box please. Thanks. “,
“<AlecDawesome> What is the connection between coughing and testicles? I must know.”,
“BRING DA MUTHAFUCKIN RUCKUS! “,
“R.I.P. MCA <3”,
“<AlecDawesome> 90 ROOS”,
“A strange game. The only winning move is not to play. How about a nice game of chess?”,
“<AlecDawesome> Just not really big on Biggie <C3PeeD2> you like a smalls amount huh”,
“http://www.thetemplesofsyrinx.com/.othersites/CTS/hypnotoad.gif”,
“http://www.thetemplesofsyrinx.com/.othersites/CTS/keyboard_cat.gif”,
“http://www.thetemplesofsyrinx.com/.othersites/CTS/spinal-tap-11.gif”,
“http://www.thetemplesofsyrinx.com/.othersites/CTS/itsatrap.gif”,
“http://www.thetemplesofsyrinx.com/.othersites/CTS/wellplayed.gif”,
“http://www.thetemplesofsyrinx.com/.othersites/CTS/aquateen_rockout.gif”,
“Wu-Tang Clan ain’t nuthin ta fuck wit!! “,
“Cash Rules Everything Around Me”,
“http://www.thetemplesofsyrinx.com/.othersites/CTS/funzie.gif”,
“http://24.media.tumblr.com/60a43eabe4f151559b60945418d43518/tumblr_mqa5qeBzZi1qhtpi8o2_250.gif”,
“http://img.izismile.com/img/img6/20130619/1000/disturbing_gifs_and_pics_that_might_still_make_you_say_wtf_53.gif”,
“http://img.izismile.com/img/img6/20130619/1000/disturbing_gifs_and_pics_that_might_still_make_you_say_wtf_47.gif”,
“http://www.thetemplesofsyrinx.com/.othersites/CTS/dramatic_chipmunk.gif”,
“http://24.media.tumblr.com/9fa3e9da03a79c65f62b78479e06d24a/tumblr_mlowh1RZsj1s1h5vto1_400.gif”,
“http://209.160.24.31/d/396/125/anari2xljd/tumblrlrgua.gif”,
“http://cdn.ebaumsworld.com/mediaFiles/picture/861722/81908671.gif”,
“http://cdn.ebaumsworld.com/mediaFiles/picture/861722/81908680.gif”,
“http://www.thetemplesofsyrinx.com/.othersites/CTS/penal_codes.gif”,
“http://www.thetemplesofsyrinx.com/.othersites/CTS/Rocky_dance.gif”,
“http://www.thetemplesofsyrinx.com/.othersites/CTS/stewie_breakdance.gif”,
“http://www.thetemplesofsyrinx.com/.othersites/CTS/dance_goth_kids.gif”,
“All I’ve had today is like six gummy bears and some scotch.”,
“http://www.thetemplesofsyrinx.com/.othersites/CTS/torgo.gif”,
“http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m9h5j2sre11reu1vyo1_500.gif”,
“http://memeguy.com/photos/images/patrick-star-twerking-in-a-gorilla-suit-6552.gif”,
“http://www.thetemplesofsyrinx.com/.othersites/CTS/aeon_tongue.gif”,
“<Jefferston 5000!> It just got operatic up in this piece!”,
“<Sodbuster> Too many things to laugh at right now”,
“<Abraham Lincoln> You can fool all the people some of the time, and some of the people all the time, but you cannot fool all the people all the time.”,
“I’m gonna form a group called SQLillix, and then DROP THE DATABASE! “,
“<funk the killa dub> He’s inside of me, right now.”,
“”she will be loved”by a “9 inch cock”,
“http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-rR8oGk_bXR4/TopC1Bunh6I/AAAAAAAAAxA/hhX3r449kNE/s1600/1291162441232.gif”,
“<breeze> I like it long.”,
“Quoth the Breeze: Never pants!”,
“Yeah. 220… 221, whatever it takes.”,
“Sometimes I rhyme slow”,
“LINE?”,
“Why’d my shorty have to die?”,
“Llama llama duck!”,
“It will be like a taco inside a taco within a Taco Bell that’s inside a KFC that’s within a mall that’s inside your dream!”,
“<Mousecop on Patrol> Ice T is my spirit animal <AlecDawesome> Ice T is my mother <Jefferston D’Arcy> That needs to be a shirt”,
“<AlecDawesome> spoiler: he fucks a baby”,
“<thirdtwin> you know, if you’re getting a burning sensation from your intercourse maybe you should see a doctor rather than sing a song about it”,
“Must be the monayyy”,
“Let Me Take U 2 Da Movies Shortay”,
“This song goes out to all the lettuce out there”,
“<Funkopedia> i was looking for a jar of lemon pepper”,
“Hop inside my mouth if you want to live!”,
“It can’t rain all the time…”,
“<breeze!> I guess I wasn’t meant to suck tonight”,
“<neone> nice thing about hanging out on the internet is you can’t get your shit stolen”,
“<Rivet> I miss songs with Sax”,
“LET’S DO THE FORK IN THE GARBAGE DISPOSAL!!!!”,
“She had brown sugar all over her booga wooga”,
“I WANT MY TWO DOLLARS!!!”,
“http://static2.beanscdn.co.uk/modules/SbPicture/picture/no-1.gif”,
“http://www.gifsforum.com/images/gif/other/grand/a2dec9ef534f5430e4c8d56fdcee33c4.gif”,
“<C3PeeD2> vaginal zones too”,
“<C3PeeD2> i’m gonna take your hungry sex and just make it weird cause thats what i do”,
“http://userserve-ak.last.fm/serve/_/31007541/Barry+White+Yeah.jpg”,
“Who let these hoes in my room?”,
“<Maced in the Dick> WHY AM I NOT SPECIAL TO YOU ANYMORE, HOOLY.”,
“<eating_oxiclean> I will fucking kill you if you quote me on that.”,
“http://assets0.ordienetworks.com/images/GifGuide/dancing/tumblr_lhrzztdSKy1qb7hapo1_500.gif”,
“DID SOMEONE CALL ME A BITCH??”,
“<Hallowed in the Ween> IS HE DOING IT? IS HE GETTING UP ON THE ROPES?! HE IS! OH, GEEZ, UNDERTAKER BETTER BE READY FOR THAT TOP ROPE ELBOW DROP KICK DICK BUTT KO MOVE.”,
“Fucking orphans”,
“http://31.media.tumblr.com/683c013bc320132cc9418e8dd4ffe9e9/tumblr_mt3aok0fGq1r7gjrwo1_400.gif”,
“http://24.media.tumblr.com/9b29c694956626459ee053bd086d3e8e/tumblr_mrck0gnvU21rsdbtko1_500.gif”,
“I’ve got hoes in different area codes”,
“<Jabba the Slutt> ?It’s a pizza cake to bake a pretty cake~”,
“Fuck your face.”,
“FUCKING FUCKK! WHAT THE FUCKK?? “,
“I’m gonna burn this bitch DOWN!”,
“I will cut a bitch if necessary.”,
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