Dalton was gracious enough to provide us with a list of all of Holly’s Turntable.fm quotes. Here they are in no particular order:
| “<badtz!> i might have to pot a plant or something”, |
| “<Smurphi> i hope all these monkeys don’t fling their poo at me….”, |
| “<Gee (Ghee) Monster> Perfect. I love bloody hands”, |
| “<C3PeeD2> they get turned to bacon, yumm.”, |
| “<Lemony Scones> damn, i’d be eating a ruffle taco right now”, |
| “<Bunny Ecstasy> Let there be grapes! crush the blue birds”, |
| “<Mrs. Keaton> I’m slightly drunk”, |
| “<alva> this site makes me always do strange things”, |
| “<J_Dubb> Well go give it a yank!”, |
| “<McAndypants> It’s not the size of the streak that counts, it’s the way… I mean it’s how you.. okay it’s the size.”, |
| “<Afro Merman> SPAM THE CHAT IN PRIVATE GAAAAAAWD”, |
| “<Syrinx> Remember: No man is an island. However, if you catch him in the right light – part of him does look like a peninsula.”, |
| “<AlecDawesome> 3D Porn?”, |
| “<Ronnie B> I’m almost tempted to quote Nightmare on Elm Street”, |
| “<MysteryPartner> anyone up for a Man party”, |
| “<Buffsnake> I’m just waiting for a massive lobster to crawl out of the sea where it’s hidden from predators for the past few centuries, and it’ll deliver us unto evil.”, |
| “<breeze.> I need to pee. Someone play a sucky song”, |
| “<C3PeeD2> i’m all natural”, |
| “<Buffsnake> Don’t worry, if anyone goes over 5 minutes, I’ll pee in their eye.”, |
| “<J_Dubb> I wake up with an accidental activation nearly every morning :trollface:”, |
| “<Thad the Imapler> aw, Turntable wouldn’t let me summon Biggie Smalls”, |
| “<Graham The Green> uhn tiss uhn tiss uhn tiss uhn tiss”, |
| “<Mouthcarp> I hear a strong cookie monster influence in this singer”, |
| “<greg0rb> winkyface means masturbation? at all times?!”, |
| “<greg0rb> I’m laughing and masturbating now… MANIACALLY”, |
| “<Grendeltron> I like my rap like I like my porn: German.”, |
| “<Grendeltron> remember guys… don’t ask about butt stuff”, |
| “<Wily Mo Bastardo> i don’t want to see david bowie’s magic pants ever again : <Pyrette> you can’t not look at that bulge”, |
| “<ramen> ramen”, |
| “<J_Dubb> Oh god my entire life is a lie!!”, |
| “<Mouthcarp> I just want to exchange poetry with the speakers”, |
| “<J-Step> J-Step Someone told me that I drink too much coffee. I punched them in the throat. Must be Thursday.”, |
| “<funk the killa dub> Holly’s a bitch.”, |
| “<breeze.> You can’t resist my gnomey charm.”, |
| “<billy carter> you stay away from my underpants”, |
| “<breeze.> I’m anything you want, big boy.”, |
| “<funk the killa dub> Don’t rotiserie puppies!”, |
| “<DJ Will Kill> I taste like cloves and mystery”, |
| “<DubStepDad> i don’t care if pete townsend did look at kiddie porn he’s ok in my book”, |
| “<Vitamin Cyrano> Me and the sun aren’t on speaking terms.”, |
| “<DJ AWWWWW YEAAAAH> THIS FACT IS IN SERIOUS NEED OF CAPSLOCK”, |
| “<Cpt Nemo> i think i will make a rap now”, |
| “<Funkopedia> Yep, she got maced in the pussy”, |
| “<eating_oxiclean> THAT’S WHAT I TOLD YOUR MOTHER LAST NIGHT”, |
| “<eating_oxiclean> I wouldn’t expect anything more from a bitch.”, |
| “<funk the killa dub> Well, I like to think I’m quite the charmer.”, |
| “<eating_oxiclean> *farts*”, |
| “<Passion Fruit> i will kill this the internet”, |
| “<Maced in the Dick> Cheeeeeese”, |
| “<breeze> I don’t care for pee… er beer. same difference”, |
| “<Maced in the Dick> No more pants to do anything! It’s going to be the best thing ever.”, |
| “<grimm1ess> ain’t nobody got time for dat”, |
| “<Pyrette> i was just quietly waiting for something embarassing to slip out”, |
| “<funk the killa dub> I’ve got vagina-phobia.”, |
| “<The Mighty Isis> i thought you had some kitchen kinkery”, |
| “<C3PeeD2> it puts the lotion in the coffee”, |
| “<Mousecop in Pursuit> My gang is the pizzamakers. we roll you like dough. and stuff.”, |
| “<C3PeeD2> wow. crazy. i actually need to pee at this very moment”, |
| “I wonder if there’s beer on the sun…”, |
| “Yeah, listen, listen, got to dash… things happening. Well… four things. Well… four things and a lizard.”, |
| “You are only allowed to sleep with three people besides me: Gene Simmons, John Schneider, or Boba Fett.”, |
| “<funk the killa dub> My D is never silent.”, |
| “I’m a loner, Dottie. A rebel.”, |
| “Is this real life?”, |
| “The cake is a lie!”, |
| “Anybody want a peanut?”, |
| “I’m attacking the darkness!”, |
| “Roll the dice to see if I’m getting drunk!”, |
| “<yayramen> I just fixed a problem my bot didn’t have”, |
| “I should shut up sometimes, jesus.”, |
| “<J_Dubb> I’m busy melting faces in video games!”, |
| “LIKE A BOSS!”, |
| “San Dimas High School football RULES!”, |
| “REF”, |
| “I like turtles.”, |
| “Let’s open up this pit! “, |
| “Don’t spam the chat box please. Thanks. “, |
| “<AlecDawesome> What is the connection between coughing and testicles? I must know.”, |
| “BRING DA MUTHAFUCKIN RUCKUS! “, |
| “R.I.P. MCA <3”, |
| “<AlecDawesome> 90 ROOS”, |
| “A strange game. The only winning move is not to play. How about a nice game of chess?”, |
| “<AlecDawesome> Just not really big on Biggie <C3PeeD2> you like a smalls amount huh”, |
| “http://www.thetemplesofsyrinx.com/.othersites/CTS/hypnotoad.gif”, |
| “http://www.thetemplesofsyrinx.com/.othersites/CTS/keyboard_cat.gif”, |
| “http://www.thetemplesofsyrinx.com/.othersites/CTS/spinal-tap-11.gif”, |
| “http://www.thetemplesofsyrinx.com/.othersites/CTS/itsatrap.gif”, |
| “http://www.thetemplesofsyrinx.com/.othersites/CTS/wellplayed.gif”, |
| “http://www.thetemplesofsyrinx.com/.othersites/CTS/aquateen_rockout.gif”, |
| “Wu-Tang Clan ain’t nuthin ta fuck wit!! “, |
| “Cash Rules Everything Around Me”, |
| “http://www.thetemplesofsyrinx.com/.othersites/CTS/funzie.gif”, |
| “http://24.media.tumblr.com/60a43eabe4f151559b60945418d43518/tumblr_mqa5qeBzZi1qhtpi8o2_250.gif”, |
| “http://img.izismile.com/img/img6/20130619/1000/disturbing_gifs_and_pics_that_might_still_make_you_say_wtf_53.gif”, |
| “http://img.izismile.com/img/img6/20130619/1000/disturbing_gifs_and_pics_that_might_still_make_you_say_wtf_47.gif”, |
| “http://www.thetemplesofsyrinx.com/.othersites/CTS/dramatic_chipmunk.gif”, |
| “http://24.media.tumblr.com/9fa3e9da03a79c65f62b78479e06d24a/tumblr_mlowh1RZsj1s1h5vto1_400.gif”, |
| “http://209.160.24.31/d/396/125/anari2xljd/tumblrlrgua.gif”, |
| “http://cdn.ebaumsworld.com/mediaFiles/picture/861722/81908671.gif”, |
| “http://cdn.ebaumsworld.com/mediaFiles/picture/861722/81908680.gif”, |
| “http://www.thetemplesofsyrinx.com/.othersites/CTS/penal_codes.gif”, |
| “http://www.thetemplesofsyrinx.com/.othersites/CTS/Rocky_dance.gif”, |
| “http://www.thetemplesofsyrinx.com/.othersites/CTS/stewie_breakdance.gif”, |
| “http://www.thetemplesofsyrinx.com/.othersites/CTS/dance_goth_kids.gif”, |
| “All I’ve had today is like six gummy bears and some scotch.”, |
| “http://www.thetemplesofsyrinx.com/.othersites/CTS/torgo.gif”, |
| “http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m9h5j2sre11reu1vyo1_500.gif”, |
| “http://memeguy.com/photos/images/patrick-star-twerking-in-a-gorilla-suit-6552.gif”, |
| “http://www.thetemplesofsyrinx.com/.othersites/CTS/aeon_tongue.gif”, |
| “<Jefferston 5000!> It just got operatic up in this piece!”, |
| “<Sodbuster> Too many things to laugh at right now”, |
| “<Abraham Lincoln> You can fool all the people some of the time, and some of the people all the time, but you cannot fool all the people all the time.”, |
| “I’m gonna form a group called SQLillix, and then DROP THE DATABASE! “, |
| “<funk the killa dub> He’s inside of me, right now.”, |
| “”she will be loved”by a “9 inch cock”, |
| “http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-rR8oGk_bXR4/TopC1Bunh6I/AAAAAAAAAxA/hhX3r449kNE/s1600/1291162441232.gif”, |
| “<breeze> I like it long.”, |
| “Quoth the Breeze: Never pants!”, |
| “Yeah. 220… 221, whatever it takes.”, |
| “Sometimes I rhyme slow”, |
| “LINE?”, |
| “Why’d my shorty have to die?”, |
| “Llama llama duck!”, |
| “It will be like a taco inside a taco within a Taco Bell that’s inside a KFC that’s within a mall that’s inside your dream!”, |
| “<Mousecop on Patrol> Ice T is my spirit animal <AlecDawesome> Ice T is my mother <Jefferston D’Arcy> That needs to be a shirt”, |
| “<AlecDawesome> spoiler: he fucks a baby”, |
| “<thirdtwin> you know, if you’re getting a burning sensation from your intercourse maybe you should see a doctor rather than sing a song about it”, |
| “Must be the monayyy”, |
| “Let Me Take U 2 Da Movies Shortay”, |
| “This song goes out to all the lettuce out there”, |
| “<Funkopedia> i was looking for a jar of lemon pepper”, |
| “Hop inside my mouth if you want to live!”, |
| “It can’t rain all the time…”, |
| “<breeze!> I guess I wasn’t meant to suck tonight”, |
| “<neone> nice thing about hanging out on the internet is you can’t get your shit stolen”, |
| “<Rivet> I miss songs with Sax”, |
| “LET’S DO THE FORK IN THE GARBAGE DISPOSAL!!!!”, |
| “She had brown sugar all over her booga wooga”, |
| “I WANT MY TWO DOLLARS!!!”, |
| “http://static2.beanscdn.co.uk/modules/SbPicture/picture/no-1.gif”, |
| “http://www.gifsforum.com/images/gif/other/grand/a2dec9ef534f5430e4c8d56fdcee33c4.gif”, |
| “<C3PeeD2> vaginal zones too”, |
| “<C3PeeD2> i’m gonna take your hungry sex and just make it weird cause thats what i do”, |
| “http://userserve-ak.last.fm/serve/_/31007541/Barry+White+Yeah.jpg”, |
| “Who let these hoes in my room?”, |
| “<Maced in the Dick> WHY AM I NOT SPECIAL TO YOU ANYMORE, HOOLY.”, |
| “<eating_oxiclean> I will fucking kill you if you quote me on that.”, |
| “http://assets0.ordienetworks.com/images/GifGuide/dancing/tumblr_lhrzztdSKy1qb7hapo1_500.gif”, |
| “DID SOMEONE CALL ME A BITCH??”, |
| “<Hallowed in the Ween> IS HE DOING IT? IS HE GETTING UP ON THE ROPES?! HE IS! OH, GEEZ, UNDERTAKER BETTER BE READY FOR THAT TOP ROPE ELBOW DROP KICK DICK BUTT KO MOVE.”, |
| “Fucking orphans”, |
| “http://31.media.tumblr.com/683c013bc320132cc9418e8dd4ffe9e9/tumblr_mt3aok0fGq1r7gjrwo1_400.gif”, |
| “http://24.media.tumblr.com/9b29c694956626459ee053bd086d3e8e/tumblr_mrck0gnvU21rsdbtko1_500.gif”, |
| “I’ve got hoes in different area codes”, |
| “<Jabba the Slutt> ?It’s a pizza cake to bake a pretty cake~”, |
| “Fuck your face.”, |
| “FUCKING FUCKK! WHAT THE FUCKK?? “, |
| “I’m gonna burn this bitch DOWN!”, |
| “I will cut a bitch if necessary.”, |
| We put our faith in Blast Hardcheese! |
